Sorry, our clinic cannot extract gold from your toenail clippings! When we collect nail clippings at the clinic, we send them for fungal culture only. The average 70 kilogram person contains a total mass of 0.2 milligrams of gold but, contrary to the myth, it is not concentrated in your toenails. There is a reason why we have tooth fairies but not toenail fairies. Unlike your toenails, that gold filling is worth its weight in gold.
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