Ageing, insecure men have always grasped for elixirs of youth. Today, the male anti-ageing movement is placing bets on testosterone, seemingly oblivious of the misspent efforts of similar-minded individuals back in the roaring twenties.
Over the last one hundred years, hormones have played a colourful role in the senescent male’s search for virility. A prevailing belief that eunuchs possessed inferior physical and mental abilities gave rise to pioneers in the field of hormone replacement. Scientists reasoned that testicles produced a magical substance that conferred youth, explaining the perceived frailty of eunuchs.
French physician Charles-Édouard Brown-Séquard injected himself with extracts from the crushed testicles of dogs and guinea pigs, hoping to regain his lost youth. Thousands of physicians offered Brown-Séquard’s treatment to an eager public, but the anecdotal success of these injections was hit-and-miss.
Hence, a Professor of Physiology at the University of Vienna, Eugene Steinach, invented a more elaborate treatment. He performed a partial vasectomy procedure known as the Steinach operation. In theory, he believed that the surgery would stimulate the production of anti-ageing substances. The rich and famous lined up for Steinach’s procedure—influential men like Sigmund Freud and William Butler Yeats went under the knife.
Dr. Serge Voronoff developed a technique of grafting monkey testicle tissue into men. Sewing the monkey testicle onto a human’s scrotum was supposed to restore youth and prolong life. The tissue was initially harvested from criminals, but with demand outstripping supply, he switched to monkey gonads he could freely obtain from his monkey farm on the Italian Riviera.
Driven by the power of a placebo, Voronoff’s popular procedure led to a doping scandal in English soccer. When struggling Wolverhampton Wanderers Football Club inflicted crushing defeats on rivals after Wolves’ players got monkey gland injections, other teams rushed to adopt the unorthodox treatment. The 1939 FA Cup Final was contested between two teams who relied on monkey glands to enhance performance, so the press called it the ‘Monkey Gland Final.’
